two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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