I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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