Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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