And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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