You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
