It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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