have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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