I just cut my nipple shaving
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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