Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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