Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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