I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All the doctor said was why
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
