I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Iām sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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