we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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