What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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