you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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