It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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