I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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