I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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