Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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