do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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