She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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