I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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