We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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