it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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