before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's blow job season.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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