it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
