addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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