Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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