Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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