Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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