It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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