Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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