let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
