East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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