I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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