well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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