i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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