WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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