i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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