I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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