I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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