Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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