It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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