Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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