she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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