the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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