Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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