i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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