Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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