it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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