He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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