My nipple is on Facebook.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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