I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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