i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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